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One day the phone rings and voice of a salesman at the other end says:
Good morning, my name is Bill and I'm from the World Sales Corporation.

There is a quite wisper that says:
Hello.

Bill says you sound very young, may I speak with your mother?

The question is answered in a wisper:
Sorry she can't come to the phone right now she's busy.

Bill says; well may I speak with your father?

Again the question is answered in a wisper:
Sorry he can't come to the phone right now he's busy.

Bill says; well is there anyone else there?

The young voice wispers:
Yes, the police.

Bill says; the police, can I talk to one of the policemen?

The young voice wispers;
Sorry they can't come to the phone right now their busy.

Bill who is getting more and more curious says:
Well is ther anyone else there?

The young voice wispers;
Yes, firemen.

Bill says; firemen? Well can I talk to the Firemen?

The young voice wispers;
Sorry they can't come to the phone right now their busy.

Bill can't stand it and says:
What are all these people doing?

The young voice wispers;
Their looking for me, bye bye.