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<p>Imported current content</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front<br /> of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he<br /> got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the<br /> door on the driver&#039;s side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his<br /> cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled<br /> up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the<br /> lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had<br /> just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and<br /> would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.<br /> <br /> When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and<br /> raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief...<br /> &quot;I can&#039;t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,&quot; he said.<br /> &quot;You are so focused on your possessions that you don&#039;t notice<br /> anything else.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;How can you say such a thing?&quot; asked the lawyer.<br /> <br /> The cop replied, &quot;Don&#039;t you know that your left arm is missing<br /> from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck<br /> hit you.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh my God====&quot; screamed the lawyer. &quot;Where&#039;s my Rolex?&quot;<br /> ====</div>

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