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<p>Imported current content</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> A ventriloquist is visiting an Indian reservation and decides to have a little fun with the chief.<br /> <br /> “Hey there,” he says. “I bet I can make your horse talk.”<br /> “Horse no talk,” says the chief.<br /> <br /> “We’ll see,” says the ventriloquist. He turns to the horse and asks, “So how does your master treat you?”<br /> “Pretty well,” says the horse. “He gives me plenty of food and water, and he lets me run all over.”<br /> <br /> “I bet I can make the dog talk, too,” says the ventriloquist.<br /> “Dog no talk,” says the chief.<br /> <br /> “How about you?” the ventriloquist asks the dog. “Is he good to you too?”<br /> “Yup,” says the dog. “We play fetch.”<br /> <br /> “Let’s see what the sheep has to say,” says the ventriloquist.<br /> “Wait!” yells the chief. “Sheep lie! Sheep lie!”<br /> </div>

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