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Women get even....<br />
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"<br />
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"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"<br />
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He yelled back, "Ohio State University."<br />
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And they say blondes are dumb...<br />
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"<br />
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The woman says, "I'll miss you..."<br />
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"<br />
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"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.<br />
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.<br />
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She said - Well, you suceeded.<br />
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br />
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She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.<br />
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?<br />
<br>A: A rumor<br />
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.<br />
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The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.<br />
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The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety.<br />
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AND THE BEST ONE YET...<br />
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:<br />
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* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.<br />
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.<br />
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.<br />
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.<br />
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton<br />
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A PRAYER....<br />
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Dear Lord,<br />
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I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; <br />
Love to forgive him; <br />
And Patience for his moods.<br />
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Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,<br />
I'll beat him to death.<br />
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AMEN<br />
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