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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2004 version)<br />
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1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.<br />
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2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.<br />
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3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.<br />
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4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.<br />
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5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.<br />
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6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.<br />
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7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.<br />
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8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.<br />
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9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.<br />
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10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.<br />
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11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.<br />
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12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.<br />
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:<br />
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1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.<br />
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2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.<br />
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3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.<br />
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4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.<br />
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5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS<br />
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6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.<br />
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7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.<br />
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8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.<br />
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9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED<br />
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10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.<br />
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11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE<br />
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