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==4 parachutes<br />
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An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers on board,<br />
but; only 4 parachutes.<br />
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The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am the President of the<br />
United States, and I have a great responsibility, being leader of nearly 300<br />
million people and a superpower. So he takes the first parachute and<br />
jumps outfox the plane.<br />
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The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA<br />
basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me so I can't afford to die.<br />
So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.<br />
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The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former<br />
President of the United States, I am New York's Senator, and I am the<br />
smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and exits the<br />
plane.<br />
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The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 12-year-old<br />
Boy Scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left so as a<br />
Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have<br />
the last parachute."<br />
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The Boy Scout said, "It's okay, there's a parachute left for you. The world's<br />
smartest woman took my backpack."<br />
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