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>Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
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>Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
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>He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
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>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
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>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
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>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
>call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
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>"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.
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>God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,
>northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold
>and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and
>pleasant. "I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands
>parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will
>be very cold and covered in ice."
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>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and
>said "What's that one?"
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>"Ah," said God. "That's New Jersey -- the most glorious place on
>earth. There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests. The
>people from New Jersey are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and
>humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world.
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>They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and
>they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of
>peace."
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>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
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>"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance===="
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>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Trenton."

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