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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight<br />
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to<br />
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark<br />
saying, "Jesus is watching you."<br />
<br />
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and<br />
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,<br />
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the<br />
light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the<br />
stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,<br />
"Jesus is watching you."<br />
<br />
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the<br />
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his<br />
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed<br />
at the parrot.<br />
<br />
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn<br />
you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"<br />
<br />
"Moses," replied the bird.<br />
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"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird<br />
Moses?"<br />
<br />
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus. Go get him<br />
Jesus."</div>imported>Import