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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Polish Divorce==<br />
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.<br />
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Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well<br />
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could<br />
arrange a divorce for him.<br />
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The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the<br />
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:<br />
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Have you any grounds?<br />
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Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.<br />
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No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?<br />
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It made of concrete.<br />
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I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?<br />
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No, we have carport, and not need one.<br />
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I mean. What are your relations like?<br />
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All my relations still in Poland.<br />
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Is there any infidelity in your marriage?<br />
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We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.<br />
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Does your wife beat you up?<br />
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No, I always up before her.<br />
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Is your wife a nagger?<br />
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No, she white.<br />
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Why do you want this divorce?<br />
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She going to kill me.<br />
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What makes you think that?<br />
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I got proof.<br />
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What kind of proof?<br />
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She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf<br />
in bathroom.<br />
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I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".</div>imported>Import