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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and<br />
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 100?"<br />
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He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" <br />
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"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"<br />
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Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, <br />
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"No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"<br />
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"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like tennis, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" <br />
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"No, I don't," I said.<br />
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He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" <br />
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"No," I said.<br />
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He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"</div>imported>Import