JokeOfTheDay.2006-11-27

Moishe and Sadie are walking on a beach when Moishe stumbles upon a genie's lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops up and says, "You can have two wishes."

Sadie gets out a map of the Middle East and says, "I would like peace here in Israel."

"Mmm...that won't be easy," says the Genie. "And what's your second wish?"

"I want you to make me the most beautiful woman in the world."

The genie replies, "Get that map out again."