DaddyJokes

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I guess there may be such a thing as "Mom Jokes", but I haven't seen one. I am well-known (with my kids) for telling "Daddy Jokes", which is the exact terminology that my kids came up with on their own years ago. A "Daddy Joke" is anything that is based on old corny jokes or knowledge or experience you gain from a life that is longer than your kids ... in other words, almost anything a dad says that he intends to be funny is a "Daddy Joke". "Daddy Jokes" always make your kids groan. If your kid doesn't groan, it doesn't qualify as a Daddy Joke. Daddy Jokes are "scored" by the intensity and duration and number of groans. The more excrutiating the groan(s), the higher the score. The funny thing is that my 17 year old son is now constantly acting out or telling what he considers to be Daddy Jokes with his friends. He usually doesn't realize he has done it until it is out of his mouth. Now, that is the REAL score!

Hey Nick, I'll bet my daddy jokes are worse than your daddy jokes! Hey kids! You remember any really bad ones? JimScarver

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