The USA is trying to decide whether The FBI, the CIA, or the Los Angeles Police Department is the best at apprehending criminals. So a rabbit is put in a forest and each organization has to find it. The CIA goes in. They place informants throughout the forest and after three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay==== Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"