JokeOfTheDay.2004-12-06

> Arsenic For Sale > > This woman walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants

> to buy some arsenic. > > He says, "What do you want with arsenic?" > > She says "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having > sex with another woman." > > The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your > husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman." > > So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband > having sex with the pharmacist's wife. > > The pharmacist says "Oh, You did not say you had a prescription." > >