JokeOfTheDay.2005-11-17
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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.%%% "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."%%% "Oh, that's terrible ====" says the man. "How long have I got ?"%%%
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"Ten," the doctor says sadly.%%% "Ten ?" the man asks. "Ten what ? Months ? Weeks ? What ?===="%%%
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"Nine..."%%%