JokeOfTheDay.2006-09-27

Important Notice: Safe Intercouse Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Gonorrhea. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk intercourse. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Traditional approches to aviodance, such as condoms, have proven to be totally innefective against the desease. Genetisists are unable to identify the genetic link to susseptability to the desease. While it effects only americans, it appease to be unrelated to national origin and native americans seem to be immune to the desease.

The only effective means identified it aviod the desease is to move out of the country where america has long been recognized as the bully nation and no Gonorrhea Lectim symtoms have been reported. This includes 99.999% of the rest of the world.

Intercourse between american parents, sibling, friends and children has been a leading cause of the spread of the desease. Such unnatural behavior should be avoided or infection is most likely. The effect is most notable when the intercouse includes political and religious superiority aspects.

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Although this effect may seem counter-intuitive, it is anticipated that being screwed for 8 years will exaborrate the infestation.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated just a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.